patron saint of virgins: To Eros Bane of The Royal News

winifredhart:

I am writing to you regarding your article about me in your paper that was published on October the sixteenth, two-thousand eleven.

It was never my intention to partake in those photographs when my boyfriend Beau casually took me along to Terry Richards studio—but the white wall was there and so…

I’m sorry Winnie Hart if I had offended you in any way. It is my job as a publisher to publish who and what is in at the moment. Due to my job and my profession, I am seen as some sleezy scumb ball who only publishes smut for pure entertainment. The article wasn’t painting you as a porn star, but more like every girl who has had things handed to them and needs to do something drastic to seek attention. Now I know that may not be a better way of painting you but this story was above me and I had to publish it due to the investors who see you as hot at the moment. If you would like me out of your life, try and hide away these kinds of things or sign confidentiality agreements with the photographer. I don’t require anything from you. I am just doing what I am paid to do.    -Sincerely, Eros Bane

Banksy,

thebitchbanksy:

thank you sweetheart im already on to my next story yipee

I’ll be looking forward to reading it. I am sure it will be a hit. 

Banksy,

thebitchbanksy:

sweettalkingeros:

So those were the photos you had. You sneaky devil. You had everyone’s jaws wide open with that story. 

Thank you darling. I had to make you and lexi proud . Oh and i saw everything! like i always do.

Don’t worry you made Lexi and I very proud. 

Banksy,

So those were the photos you had. You sneaky devil. You had everyone’s jaws wide open with that story. 

REBLOG IF YOU WANT A ‘FUCK, MARRY, GET DRUNK WITH’ IN YOUR ASK.

ivoryroseacademy:

I think you guys should do this. Anons go invade my rpers asks (:

This looks like fun. Anons come at me

Staff.

looselipped:

How is everything?

Everything is fine. You know new stories coming in by the minute

Superb photos taken today

thebitchbanksy:

its amazing where you find people…boats, swimming pools, halloween dress shops……GARAGES!

Superb photos? Now you have my attention. Will you be dropping them off on my desk?